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You know you have watched MM too many times when....
Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 11:28 pm
by mfpnz
I'm currently listening to a documentary on the radio about throat singing, about how the larynx is used to make sounds. They are playing a lot of examples of throat singing and such like, I keep expecting to hear "I---c-a-n---s-e-e---t-h-e---I-n-t-e-r-c-e-p-t-o-rrr".
Does anyone else have moments like this?
Re: You know you have watched MM too many times when....
Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 2:08 am
by roadwarriormfp
I use the lines at work sometimes, but it just goes over peoples heads!!!
Best one is when someone comes in and asks someone if they can have something from our store... I usually yell out "Give em nothing, blow it up!!!"
Re: You know you have watched MM too many times when....
Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 5:45 pm
by LTDHO
I know I have watched too much
- flicking on blower to run down motorbikes
- Building cars from "P P P Pieces from here and P P P Pieces from there"
- Starting my car after saying "kick her in the guts Barry"
- Jokingly discribing the work to my LTD as having Phase 4 heads and twin over head cam
etc
MM2
- Reching for blower switch when the low fuel light comes on
- Looking at car wrecks as a potential source of fuel
- Calling my dog "Dog" (when I get one i will)
- When looking at a tanker saying "I wanna drive the tanker"
Re: You know you have watched MM too many times when....
Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 7:05 pm
by bike
..when you scream " The TOECUTTER! He knows who I am! DO YA SEE ME TOECUTTER? DO YA SEE ME MAN!!!?" when you know square people are watching
Re: You know you have watched MM too many times when....
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 5:12 am
by Bubba Fat
When you yell "I'm a rocker, I'm a roller, I'm an out of controler!" while driving your car.
Re: You know you have watched MM too many times when....
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 7:38 am
by Nightwalker
You're constantly pulling up the reverse safety ring in the gear leaver while shifting. It's done the same way as Max pulling up the charger switch.
Re: You know you have watched MM too many times when....
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 12:59 pm
by MADasMAX
Re: You know you have watched MM too many times when....
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 2:29 pm
by the armourer
When you're trying to change lanes and there is some idiot right on your rear quarter keeping pace with you, totally oblivious to your indicator and speeding up and slowing down to match your speed, so you check the rear view and then just stand on the brake pedal and he shoots right by you. All the tire squealing and smoke really gets their attention.
Re: You know you have watched MM too many times when....
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 5:09 pm
by LTDHO
When merging into traffic onto a major road and you consider, ramming him or blowing him away.
Re: You know you have watched MM too many times when....
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 9:45 pm
by DetritusMaximus
...you look for just the right rural gravel sideroad so you can do a tune-up while wearing black leather pants.
