I'm currently listening to a documentary on the radio about throat singing, about how the larynx is used to make sounds. They are playing a lot of examples of throat singing and such like, I keep expecting to hear "I---c-a-n---s-e-e---t-h-e---I-n-t-e-r-c-e-p-t-o-rrr".
Does anyone else have moments like this?
You know you have watched MM too many times when....
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roadwarriormfp
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Re: You know you have watched MM too many times when....
I use the lines at work sometimes, but it just goes over peoples heads!!!
Best one is when someone comes in and asks someone if they can have something from our store... I usually yell out "Give em nothing, blow it up!!!"
Best one is when someone comes in and asks someone if they can have something from our store... I usually yell out "Give em nothing, blow it up!!!"
We are 100% snafu....
Re: You know you have watched MM too many times when....
I know I have watched too much
- flicking on blower to run down motorbikes
- Building cars from "P P P Pieces from here and P P P Pieces from there"
- Starting my car after saying "kick her in the guts Barry"
- Jokingly discribing the work to my LTD as having Phase 4 heads and twin over head cam etc
- Reching for blower switch when the low fuel light comes on
- Looking at car wrecks as a potential source of fuel
- Calling my dog "Dog" (when I get one i will)
- When looking at a tanker saying "I wanna drive the tanker"
LTDHO = Supercharged Intercooled 5.7L 360rwkw, 6 speed
XB Coupe = Stock Fairmont GS with 351 and 4 speed.
But I really want a 600rwhp XB coupe!
XB Coupe = Stock Fairmont GS with 351 and 4 speed.
But I really want a 600rwhp XB coupe!
Re: You know you have watched MM too many times when....
..when you scream " The TOECUTTER! He knows who I am! DO YA SEE ME TOECUTTER? DO YA SEE ME MAN!!!?" when you know square people are watching
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When you yell "I'm a rocker, I'm a roller, I'm an out of controler!" while driving your car.
I could probably make it on my own, but I like you kids.
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Nightwalker
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Re: You know you have watched MM too many times when....
You're constantly pulling up the reverse safety ring in the gear leaver while shifting. It's done the same way as Max pulling up the charger switch.
"UNDERSTEER" is when you hit the fence with the front of the car.
"OVERSTEER" is when you hit the fence with the rear of the car.
"HORSEPOWER" is how fast you hit the fence.
"TORQUE" is how far you take the fence with you.
"OVERSTEER" is when you hit the fence with the rear of the car.
"HORSEPOWER" is how fast you hit the fence.
"TORQUE" is how far you take the fence with you.
Re: You know you have watched MM too many times when....
YES !! im not the only one with an imaginary blower switch...im not mad !! 
YOU WANNA GET OUTA HERE.....YOU TALK TO ME
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the armourer
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Re: You know you have watched MM too many times when....
When you're trying to change lanes and there is some idiot right on your rear quarter keeping pace with you, totally oblivious to your indicator and speeding up and slowing down to match your speed, so you check the rear view and then just stand on the brake pedal and he shoots right by you. All the tire squealing and smoke really gets their attention. 
"There are over 550 million smallarms in worldwide circulation. That's one weapon for every 12 people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11?"
"The Teutonic reputation for brutality is well founded. Their operas last for 3 or 4 days and they have no word for 'fluffy'."
"The Teutonic reputation for brutality is well founded. Their operas last for 3 or 4 days and they have no word for 'fluffy'."
Re: You know you have watched MM too many times when....
When merging into traffic onto a major road and you consider, ramming him or blowing him away.
LTDHO = Supercharged Intercooled 5.7L 360rwkw, 6 speed
XB Coupe = Stock Fairmont GS with 351 and 4 speed.
But I really want a 600rwhp XB coupe!
XB Coupe = Stock Fairmont GS with 351 and 4 speed.
But I really want a 600rwhp XB coupe!
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DetritusMaximus
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Re: You know you have watched MM too many times when....
...you look for just the right rural gravel sideroad so you can do a tune-up while wearing black leather pants.
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