MERRY CHRISTMAS, GUYS

Post by **drivethiscrate** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:01 am

Just wanted to wish you guys a great Chrissy and safe and happy New Year.

All the best.

Post by **Anklecranker** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:35 am

Have a safe and happy holiday.

Merry Christmas. ....................I count each of you as friend.

Post by **rockatansky4073** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 5:32 am

Oh MAN, i'm gettin' misty.

I'm serious, i f**king love this FORUM. - it'll officially be my thrid year here.

Post by **Bubba Fat** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 7:46 am

I wish you all a Merry Christmas, Lucky Devils!

Post by **SCREWLOOSE** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 11:35 am

Merry Christmas fellas!!

Hope Santa is good to you all and have a good 2005!!

CHEERS!!

Post by **rockatansky4073** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 1:00 am

I've been SANTA the last 7 years - last year was our first year of doing the ol' Plate of half eaten' cookies, and firplace ash.

Dunno what i'll do this year... - can you actually buy reindeer food?

Post by **Redd4** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 9:31 am

DINKI DI REINDEER FOOD! When your sleigh needs that extra lift!..

Merry Christmas to all you vermin!

Post by **PULSE** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 12:39 pm

Merry Christmas to all from Texas...

Rockatansky: Now this will take a minute to explain, but I hope it's worth it. My brother in law pulled a joke one Thanksgiving that may do the trick for you if your wee ones and wife have a good sense of humor. Ok so we've got dogs right and a summer kitchen (a detached kitchen out side so you don't heat up the house, "maybe it's an Arizona thing"). So my brother is outside with the dogs just as we're sitting down to eat. When we call him in, he sneaks through the summer kitchen and puts a little pumpkin pie on the side on his shoe. When he walks in the dinning room he acts like he just notices it with a "what the ...." and wipes it off with his finger. He gives it a sniff, then sticks the finger in his mouth with a grimace he say "AaHhhh Dog sh*t....".. Well as you can imagine the reactions were pretty extreme (milk out the nose and all sorts of stuff).... Still gets me to laugh when I think about it...., and sense I have pulled it my self in many places even in a restaurant or two..... So any way you could modify it to fit the bill.... "You could play the mighty tracker checking the yard for signs of Blitzen and his gang. Broken twigs and "what's this....sniff, sniff, munch, munch, munch, YEP! Reindeer Crap"..... You could use Whoppers, or Milk Duds or something like that.....

Although some empty cans of DINKI DI Reindeer food scattered about (as Redd suggested) would be dam cute too... It's amazing what you can do with a computer and a can of hash....... How old are your Tricycle Motors?[/font]

Post by **drivethiscrate** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 10:32 pm

Rocka, and a big merry xmas to you, my friend!

Post by **rockatansky4073** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 7:32 am

thanks CRATE, not long now for you, now is it? - you know taking over the roll of SANTA. - how long?

Jesus PULSE, that is awesome, my kids have real 'toilet' humour, nothing brings this house down quicker than a fart, or doodle joke. - And some REINDEER TURD, was do the trick, just nicely