Max or May - who had bigger balls?
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Max or May - who had bigger balls?
I'm thinking the old lady May did.
After all, she stood up to the Toecutter and his gang, then on the highway, she got out of the panelvan and took a shot at 10 speeding bikes flying towards her...all this with no police training and a set of leg braces!!!
Actually, now there's a spooky coincidence. Both her and Max end up with leg braces.
Are we talking coincidence??
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Max or May - who had bigger balls?
yeah. don't f**k with people with leg braces. (or shotguns)
but yeah, max had to watch his family die before getting "mad" and going after them. but aunt may was game right away.
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Max or May - who had bigger balls?
MAY was a granny, probably not their Granny, but a motherly figure none the less, so she had a fierce loyalty to protect her family, mum's will do anything to protect their 'kin'. My mum has a real bad back almost to the point of a wheelchair (well now anyway) but when she first did it in about 88 (i was in grade 5) she chased a bunch of bullys off our front lawn that were fixin' to give me an arse kickin' despite her being practically bed ridden, noone was gonna hurt her kids.
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Max or May - who had bigger balls?
Are we talking coincidence??
Never notice this before....MAD MAX and MAD MAY!! They are almost THE SAME!!!

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Max or May - who had bigger balls?
That's what i reckon. I mean, she's got humungus balls when you think of it. And she handles a shottie really well, too!
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Max or May - who had bigger balls?
Actually, when you think about it, in MM1 and 2 busted-up legs are the flavour of the month.
First there's GOOSE...broken leg.
Then there's MAX...shot in the leg.
There's May...old broken legs.
Then there's Johnny the boy...handcuffed by the ankle, dead via leg.
Then Pappagello...his leg gets busted.
Then one of the Stuntmen...his leg is broken thanks to the best fall in movie history.
Coincidence?
What's more...in MM1 and 2 someone loses a hand.
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Max or May - who had bigger balls?
Any thoughts??
Max or May - who had bigger balls?
People are burned in cars
(The Goose in MM1, the Pink Warrior in MM2)

(The Goose in MM1, the Pink Warrior in MM2)
I could probably make it on my own, but I like you kids.


Max or May - who had bigger balls?
I think it was awesome how that little old lady (from 'Prisoner cell block H' remember!?) was staunch enough to stand her ground in the face of total danger and steadily discharge that man size firearm- what a kick it had! Doubt that in real life she would miss everything like that with the spread of a shotty though!?
The Dark One???
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Max or May - who had bigger balls?
anyone remember the funny as sh*t HAIRDRESSER DEBATE? same deal in the MAD MAX world.
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