Man Dies by spending too much time on Forums

Post by **9 inch** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 12:57 pm

another saturday night and i ain't got nobody ha ha.at least top gun is on the telly.the goose is about to get killed by the icemans arrogance/ignorance.i have the same problem with coke and molars so i stick to melbourne bitter these days.not so f**king sugary.once you work in a sugar refinery,you tend to not consume so much of it! i had the pleasure of being employed by tate and lyle in london and after all that,i didn't go near the stuff for a year.driving a forklift in sugar slick is very enjoyable.some of the forkies there were continually very sideways!

Post by **Big Bopper Bart** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 7:16 pm

tell me bout withdrawls jezzus i went without a week of the sh*t and i was twaekin like a crack addict LOL

Post by **9 inch** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 7:35 am

diet coke is worse.that nutra sweet sh*t kills braincells!good to see you havent died at the pc bart.i was getting worried last night.you must have a life after all! found a smokey and the bandit site last night that was full of quotes.had to laugh cos the only copy i've seen was taped of the telly about 21 years ago and was so dubbed.in this copy bufort constantly curses "scum bum" rather than "sombitch".what can you say about early 80s tasmanian censorship!

Post by **Big Bopper Bart** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 8:24 am

Diet Coke eww,its like drinking watered down coke and i stay logged on to alot of forums as i'm too lazy to resign on to them so thats why it looks like i'm on 24/7 and as for a life,nope i don't have one like Mad Max,I live one day blurring into the next.

Post by **Biker** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 9:51 am

Hey Rocka about that Megadeath version your mates did. Have you ever heard the parody of "The Devil went down to Georgia" by the Charlie Daniels band? I got a version of it from a mates PC while in the states a couple of years ago it's hilarious. It's all about the Devil wanting to sell some weed and meets another dope dealer who he challenges for thier stash. I have it on MP3 so I may be able to email it to you if you'd like to hear it.

Aspartame is the brain killing ingredient in those diet drinks. Gulf War syndrome has been linked to it rather than the cocktail of chemicals they injected into the soldiers back in the first Gulf war. Scary reading if you take time to look on the net for it.

Always makes me laugh when you go into McDonalds you get some enormous lardass in front of you order a large Big Mac meal with extra large fries and they order a diet coke cos they're watching their waist line.... which isn't hard to do, since it's right out in front of them and they use a mirror to check if they have their shoes on!

You want to talk about pain Rocka try having your wisdom teeth taken out. I did, under general anasthestic. "Aha!" I hear you say; "that's easy!" Well read on....

All was fine after the op, I was up and about chatting away thinking hey I feel great! than I found out they'd dislocated my jaw to get to the teeth. 3 days later I could open my teeth further than 5mm and my jaw swelled so much I didn't have a neck anymore. Sleep was impossible and eating was only a cherished memory. Took about a week for the swelling to go away and a little longer before I could yawn to some degree.

Don't try eating vegatable soup through a straw, the lumpy bits get stuck and you get severe headaches trying to suck them up it, not to mention going cross-eyed which my kids thought exceedingly funny.

Biker

Post by **March Hare** » Sun Jul 03, 2005 5:22 pm

...That's no other than the MASTER himself, DAVID ALLEN COE......THE DEVIL WENT TO JAMAICAThe devil went to Jamaica, he was lookin' to sell some weed,
He was doin' fine, they were standin' in line, it was excellent weed indeed,
When he came across this young man who likewise peddlin' pot,
And the devil slid down the beach to the kid and said "Boy let me tell you what"

"I guess you kinda' figured I'm a reefer head of course,
And after all this time I guess that I'm a connoisseur of sorts.
Now your stuff smells ok, but this could tranqulize a horse.
I bet a million in cash against your stash, cause I think mines better than yours."

The boy said "My name's Johnny, and you ain't smoked nothing yet.
One hit of this grass'll kick your ass, you got yourself a bet."

Chorus:

Johnny roll a ball of hash, and make sure it's the bomb,
Cause the devil's got the kind of stuff they smoked in Veitnam,
You'll get a million smackeroos in cash if you can cope,
But if you can't, the devil gets your dope...

The devil packed a bong with a little Aculpulco Gold,
And resin flew from his fingertips as he fired up his bowl.
He filled that chamber all the way, and he took a mighty hit.
As they passed it back and forth, it gave em both a coughing fit.

(Coughing) ...Damn....

When the bowl was finished, Johnny said "Hey man that stuff was great,
But fill your lungs with some of this, and prepare to vegitate.

Chorus 2:

Cannabis, Sativa, Sweet Mary Jane,
The devil's in the back yard fryin' his brain.
Zig-Zag filled with the diggity dank,
Hold on tight it'll hit you like a tank.

The devil nodded off because he knew that he was stoned,
And he asked if he could buy an ounce of the stuff that Johnny owned.
Johnny said "Devil just come on back if you ever want catch a buzz.
I done told you once you son of a bitch, Mine's the best there ever was."

And they...
Fired up doobies one by one...
ain'ta gonna stop till the bag is done...
Green as a bullfrog, sticky as glue...
Granny do you get high, 'Yes i do..'

Post by **9 inch** » Sun Jul 03, 2005 5:29 pm

how can we forward that to schappell corby?

Post by **04GTInterceptor** » Sun Jul 03, 2005 9:56 pm

Big Bopper Bart---Where did you get that picture of Max on your July 3 post? I have never seen that one before.

Post by **Big Bopper Bart** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 3:15 am

I snagged it when i looked for Mad Max beyond blunderdome pics off http://www.google.com

Post by **Biker** » Mon Jul 04, 2005 7:31 am

March Hare. That's the one! Thanks for the lyrics mate! Funny as hell too 'specially the "tranquilise a horse" and "the stuff they smoked in Vietnam" lines. But the gave them both a coughing fit was the best I roared laughing at that! A genius whoever David Allen Coe is to have came up with those lyrics.

Weird Al Jancovich has some pretty clever lyrics too from the couple of sngs I have of his.

Thanks once again, saves me posting out the song now.

Biker