Bowel loosening bad guys

Post by **DetritusMaximus** » Mon Apr 11, 2005 3:38 pm

Major Tom-

What this? Someone else has seen 'Shopping'?

How about Thulsa Doom?

Post by **Major_Tom** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 9:10 pm

*stares back at Detritus with youthful enthusiasm*

Yes!! Yes I have!!! One of my favourite films ever. Also the film that got me into liking women with short hair. Aaaaah, Sadie Frost as 'Jo'... Mmmmmmm! Ooh! I've found pictures...

A little montage! And..

Billy's gang of ram-raiding blokies. Aaah, Sadie Frost as 'Jo' again..

Hope the webmasters of those sites don't mind too much about me doing that

A must see for everyone on this forum I think.

Post by **March Hare** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 11:00 pm

Quote: Originally posted by Major_Tom on 13 April 2005

Also the film that got me into liking women with short hair.

It's a cryin' shame that it took a film to bring that out in ya' Tom...lol...lol.... I guess some of us were just BORN with the natural deep desire for folicily challenged , fine females.

Post by **rockatansky4073** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 8:53 am

Never liked SHOPPING much, came out at a time when youthy Generation X, TARANTINO worshipping films were being shat out every month, and ending up direct to video.

A couple more examples of them were - THE DOOM GENERATION, DEAD BOYZ CANT FLY, LOVE AND A 45' - all sh*t, even if you do see RENEEE ZELLEWEGGER in hot pants.

I seen the original 60 SECONDS, BART, but not for many a' year, should rehire it , at this age.

Post by **Big Bopper Bart** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 8:57 am

I gotta find that special addition where it has H.B Hilickis final movie the Junkman and he was even working on a Gone in 60 seconds 2.

Post by **Major_Tom** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 9:38 am

March Hare sez:

It's a cryin' shame that it took a film to bring that out in ya' Tom...lol...lol.... I guess some of us were just BORN with the natural deep desire for folicily challenged , fine females.

If I'm being completely honest, it was about 6-7 years ago, outside a pub, on a kerb, girly called Katy. "I dig your hair," I said. "Well, I was digging yours too," she replied. Ahhh, the golden years of youth.

...Actually, if I'm being totally honest, that was the beginning of the most intensely dark period of my life to date. Not all her fault though and I came out of it obsessing with women with short hair so it wasn't all bad

Post by **Redd4** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 9:11 am

Major Tom, that sounds like an introduction to a riveting serial. Why don't you tell about your dark period, posting a chapter a week, starting at the curb, with the girl.

Come on, we're all mates. What happens on the MM forum stays on the MM forum...

Post by **Major_Tom** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 11:18 am

*changes the subject and whilstles innocuously in the process*

Shopping had its failings, more than its fair share of them really, mainly in the script, but there's just something about it I love (aside from short haired girly). I think is the nastiness of the characters in it, though they don't really do anything nasty, they're just such evil characters. Good rotting, sprawling, decaying, derelict urban settings too.

Post by **OverheadCam** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 10:52 pm

'Gone in 60 secs', photos of jude law, talk of shopping, ......This thread's gone all 'fruity'!

speaking of which, Wez was such a bowel loosening bad guy because he was a 'sister'!

riding around the country with his bare arse poking through his strides with a gay chickenhawk riding pillion.....the scariest thought is of what he's going to 'do' to you if he caught you!....I suspect most of Wez's victims killed themselves or died of heart attacks before he got a chance to 'pull out his plonker'!

Thinks to self..... "jeez,...I'm gunna cop some flak over this!"

Post by **Feral Kid** » Thu Apr 14, 2005 11:00 pm

Don't sweat it Cam. I always wondered why the gay rights advocates never made Wez a poster boy. They could have a photo of him and his bitch with the tagline: "Even tough guys can be bone smokers."