More weapons of The Lord Humungus

[Zarana-X]

I'm sure you know that some of the weapons truly are dangerous (sharp and heavy) but if you want 'em, you got 'em.

I've had an idea for a mace for quite some time, but I never brought it up because it would be truly lethal if used.
Anyway, Use the pinion gear from a truck differential, slip it into some tubing that has the same ID as the OD on the shaft of the gear, and possibly have a trailer hitch ball at the other end. Wrap the handle in leather.
I thought of this while doing warranty parts recovery for Ford, the trucks from about '06 or '07 would love to demolish the ring gears for some reason and you'd have to replace them as a set.

[Gasoline]

Note to self:
"Never try to break into HUMVEE Driver's house"

[HUMVEE Driver]

That's good advice. But all those weapons are just kid's stuff. You should be worried about the Mossberg 500 under my bed, the 12 gauge double barrel in the basement, and the (sharpened) Marine NCO sword displayed on my mantle. Then there are the samurai and ninja swords, a box full of knives, and a military flak jacket. Don't even get me started on what I have in my garage...



HUMVEE Driver