You know you have watched MM too many times when....

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here's the story behind the picture: Every friday the 13th there's an extremely large gathering of bikers in a small town about an hour from me. They get anywhere from 10,000 to 50,000 bikers there that day. Since i live right next to the Canada - USA border, thousands of bikes travel go by my neighborhood. While out for a cruise with the family, we were making a left hand turn onto the main highway when this group of 4 scoot jockeys screams by doing well over the speed limit of 50...... the guy wearing the vest decides to shoot the finger at me. Normally I would just laugh at the typical douchebag, but not today. When I caught up to them (quite quickly I might add) I was doing 90 MPH and just 10 feet behind the cvnt in the vest. being 2 lanes each way I pulled in the right hand lane and slowly passed each one shaking my head with all the attitude in the world. When I got up the lead guy, I paced him for about 10 seconds then he dropped it a gear or 2 and attempted to leave me behind.....yeah right....3 gear for me and this guy didn't stand a chance. I could barely hear that POS harley revving like hell as my zoomies were making their own music and within 20 seconds I was WAY ahead.

I used to have video on youtube and I know several have seen it but the way the police have been cracking down on "street racing" lately, I felt it best to remove it from public view. My wife got quite nervous as I screamed up behind them but as I said to her...."4 wheels are more stable then 2 wheels any day of the week" ...not to mention I'm a little bit more psychotic then any scoot jockey.

PS: I was waiting for one of them to flash a weapon as I would have gladly shown them my sawed off that I carry behind the seat
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Nice one, man :lol:

Those scoot jockeys would be pretty pissed you left them behind.
"UNDERSTEER" is when you hit the fence with the front of the car.
"OVERSTEER" is when you hit the fence with the rear of the car.
"HORSEPOWER" is how fast you hit the fence.
"TORQUE" is how far you take the fence with you.
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mfpnz wrote:I'm currently listening to a documentary on the radio about throat singing, about how the larynx is used to make sounds. They are playing a lot of examples of throat singing and such like, I keep expecting to hear "I---c-a-n---s-e-e---t-h-e---I-n-t-e-r-c-e-p-t-o-rrr".

Does anyone else have moments like this?

Ah ah great ! I had exactly the same reaction in front of a documentry about cancer throat... i couldn't stop myself saying, in french, "je crois que je vois l'interceptor"...

Some sentences, i cannot say them without the voice of the movie... Like "i'm very disapointed" 8-)
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instead of "found" you say "finded".
you pronounce gasoline "guzzle-leen".
you try to find a blue heeler that looks exactly like "dog".
you buy a $300 leather jacket, rip the liner out of it, cut the sleeve off & drag it down a dirt road behind your car.
you wonder how hard it would be to convert your car to RHD.
you've actually converted your car to RHD... who needs a heater anyway?
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When you hop in the hot shower you think to yourself... "After three days that feels so good!"
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mrburns wrote:In the UK there is a live programme about stargazing / astronomy with that prof Brian Cox, he keeps encouraging people to go out and 'Look at the night sky'.....
That's hilarious! :)
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.MAD MAX. wrote:snip,
I used to have video on youtube and I know several have seen it but the way the police have been cracking down on "street racing" lately, I felt it best to remove it from public view. My wife got quite nervous as I screamed up behind them but as I said to her...."4 wheels are more stable then 2 wheels any day of the week" ...not to mention I'm a little bit more psychotic then any scoot jockey.

PS: I was waiting for one of them to flash a weapon as I would have gladly shown them my sawed off that I carry behind the seat
Please post it again. I would love to see that.
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Well another reason i removed it because of so many idiotic shit starters on forums these days. I did just send it to another forum member but I've known them for a long time....the vid only really shows me catching up to them but it's still enough for local police to hassle me and I can do without that......
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PursuitSpecial wrote:When you hop in the hot shower you think to yourself... "After three days that feels so good!"
When your bank manager says "How the hell did you put all this together"
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Doing this to a perfectly good 73 Mach 1.

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