Spin-off thread ~ WORST MOVIE(S) EVER

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Awww cmooon your clowing on "Breaker Breaker"?? Chuck had that wicked 4x4 Ford van.this movie is one of those cheesy fun movies to watch.I used to watch this movie when I was a kid all the time.the big rigs trashing that town of Texas California was great. heres a few of baaaad awful movies for the list
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Well I have to say the only thing that I liked and the only reason I went to see Gone in 60 seconds was for the Mustang. At least it was cool. Until it got chewed up by the claw at the junkyard.
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I have to agree with the Fog remake post,
Indiana and the Crystal Skull was a steaming pile
the X-Files movie they just released, I didn't even finish watching
Anything by Baz Luhrman :?
anything with Dennis (the kiss of death) Hopper in it :(
Anything by Stanley Kubrick (except full metal jacket) i hated "AI"
Anything with Adam Sandler in it
Anything with Ben Stiller in it
LaserBlast :geek:
BlueBros 2000
Howard the Duck
(good call on ) Jaws Revenge
Universal Soldier
The Phantom
Godzilla
Cloverfield
WAr of the Worlds (tom Cruise)
Transformers
The Happening/Lady in the water
i can't go on...they suck so much
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Sheesh Overheadcam next you're gonna tell me you don't like the films that have that Oscar nominee Giovanni Ribisi :lol:

Just "acquired" on DVD:
Journey to the Centre of the Earth (the remake)
Batman: The Dark Knight
Mummy 3
Next
Saints and soldiers
10,000BC

We watched "Next" last night and thought it pretty good. Good twist in the tail ending, bit too heavy on the CGI though. It's getting so that Hollywood is getting too reliant on this sort of thing.

Here's a list of recent DVD's I've watched that turned out to be turkeys for me:

Ghost Rider - Sometimes Cage tries too hard and it showed in this film.

Cloverfield - That bloody camera amateur shake pissed me off too much. Didn't scare me at all, unlike my daughters who were a whooping and a hollering hiding behind cushions.

Ultraviolet - Oh dear. Too much use of CGI and a confusing storyline

Bloodrayne - Oh my god this is bad! Abysmal storyline. Ben Kingsely should have his knees shot for starring in it. Micheal Madsen too, though I wouldn't expect anything less from Madsen. He's like John Wayne, he doesn't act, just plays the role of Madsen wearing a different costume.

Sahara - It's ok I guess but I was hoping for more, the Clive Cussler books are good, if larger than life. The main actors were totally misscast for the roles.

Aliens vs Predater requiem. Too dark, too much like a teen movie, too "Oh sheesh, like that would be your reaction to having an alien chasing you through a sewer!" I hope they don't continue this series any further.
I didn't know they were considering remaking Predator. That was news to me that I first read here. Question is, besides a sure fire money spinner, why?

As you can see I'm a bit out of date as regards new films being stuck out here in the boonies of Normandy. Can't recall the last time I went to the cinema and I used to go almost weekly in the UK.

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"Can't recall the last time I went to the cinema and I used to go almost weekly in the UK."

Don't worry Biker, You ain't been missing much! Thanx for reminding me about that little shite Ribsi.

Hope you had a great Xmas/New Years.
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At what point do you all think they should have stopped making the Rocky films? LOL I still like Over the Top! its so cheesy its fun to watch. I liked the new Indiana Jones movie it was just as good as the others Not one thing in any of those movies can really happen!! LOL There fun to watch! How about the sequels to Iron Eagle? they suck Only the first one was good!
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March Hare wrote:I DID like "DEATH PROOF" somewhat, but the other half of Grindhouse ~ "Planet Terror" ~ I had to shut off within 2 minutes cuz is was SO lame.

Death proof was amazing. tarantino briefly returned good old fashioned 'bang'em up' cinematography. its a shame no one has followed his footsteps. cgi can be done well if its descriet and in small doses!
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MadMatt wrote:At what point do you all think they should have stopped making the Rocky films? LOL I still like Over the Top! its so cheesy its fun to watch. I liked the new Indiana Jones movie it was just as good as the others
the new indiana jones film? are you serious?? i an effing joke that movie was. harrison played the part well, but that script should be burnt and buried. does a mojority of people here agree with me on that one?
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SAM B R.W wrote:
MadMatt wrote:At what point do you all think they should have stopped making the Rocky films? LOL I still like Over the Top! its so cheesy its fun to watch. I liked the new Indiana Jones movie it was just as good as the others
the new indiana jones film? are you serious?? i an effing joke that movie was. harrison played the part well, but that script should be burnt and buried. does a mojority of people here agree with me on that one?
Your right there... the script was awful and yet again the high use of CGI ruined it.
I can understand CGI for the bomb going off.... but the rest was just shocking.
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CHICAGO SUCKED OUT LOUD!!!!!!!! I went thinking how bad can it be watching Rene Zellwegger and Catherine Zeta -Jones in lingiurie ?? Well I found out fast Had to be the longest 2 1/2 hours of my life . Everyone I went with thought it sucked but didn't know that each other felt that way or we would have left 15 minutes in.

Another stinker AI slowest damn movie I have seen.

Vanilla Sky was okay but I still have no idea what the hell happened

The Village and The happening were pretty bad. Hell Most of M.Nights movies since Signs has been pretty lousy

I know alot people love the Matrix movies but I was so lost with the 1st I never botheres with the other 2
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