Help
Help
OK. Listen up all. This is NOT Mad Max Realted, but i need some good 'ol fighting tips. Im about ready to kick a kids ass who is pushing my friends around, ruining our hard worked on bike ramps, and talking s--- about my mom. Iv had it. I more than likely can kick his sorry ass. But i want him to feel it for a long time. Trust me. He deserves it.
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Homer Simpson
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Re: Help
In Reply to: Help posted by Brent on January 19, 2000 at 20:05:30:
: OK. Listen up all. This is NOT Mad Max Realted, but i need some good 'ol fighting tips. Im about ready to kick a kids ass who is pushing my friends around, ruining our hard worked on bike ramps, and talking s--- about my mom. Iv had it. I more than likely can kick his sorry ass. But i want him to feel it for a long time. Trust me. He deserves it.
When he's not looking, run up and punch him in the back of the head. Hee-hee-hee!
: OK. Listen up all. This is NOT Mad Max Realted, but i need some good 'ol fighting tips. Im about ready to kick a kids ass who is pushing my friends around, ruining our hard worked on bike ramps, and talking s--- about my mom. Iv had it. I more than likely can kick his sorry ass. But i want him to feel it for a long time. Trust me. He deserves it.
When he's not looking, run up and punch him in the back of the head. Hee-hee-hee!
Re: Help
In Reply to: Re: Help posted by Homer Simpson on January 19, 2000 at 20:18:48:
: : OK. Listen up all. This is NOT Mad Max Realted, but i need some good 'ol fighting tips. Im about ready to kick a kids ass who is pushing my friends around, ruining our hard worked on bike ramps, and talking s--- about my mom. Iv had it. I more than likely can kick his sorry ass. But i want him to feel it for a long time. Trust me. He deserves it.
: When he's not looking, run up and punch him in the back of the head. Hee-hee-hee!
Being the killing and warmachine that I was born. I would have to suggest a few Ideas. A realy hard punch in the kidney would keep him in pain when he pisses for the next few days. A kick in the family jewls is always good. But dont ruin em...unless you dont want him having anymore offspring. Krack a few ribs--if he chuckles or even breeths he will be in pain. Or try for appearance damage such as--black eyes,missing teeth, broken nose. I have more. But that outta do.
: : OK. Listen up all. This is NOT Mad Max Realted, but i need some good 'ol fighting tips. Im about ready to kick a kids ass who is pushing my friends around, ruining our hard worked on bike ramps, and talking s--- about my mom. Iv had it. I more than likely can kick his sorry ass. But i want him to feel it for a long time. Trust me. He deserves it.
: When he's not looking, run up and punch him in the back of the head. Hee-hee-hee!
Being the killing and warmachine that I was born. I would have to suggest a few Ideas. A realy hard punch in the kidney would keep him in pain when he pisses for the next few days. A kick in the family jewls is always good. But dont ruin em...unless you dont want him having anymore offspring. Krack a few ribs--if he chuckles or even breeths he will be in pain. Or try for appearance damage such as--black eyes,missing teeth, broken nose. I have more. But that outta do.
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Spiceboy Berserker
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- Joined: Fri Jan 07, 2000 1:14 pm
Re: Help
In Reply to: Help posted by Brent on January 19, 2000 at 20:05:30:
Alright!
Now this is a discusion I can really get into!
Oh yeah kiddies, violence is bad...
Anyways start off with a swift kick in the balls.
Then, I suggest a few choice blows to the head, face, eyes etc.
Don't be afraid to fight dirty.
Throw in a few Tae Kwon Do style kicks and maybe even a knee to the gut or two.
You'll know you have won the fight when you can throw in a good ol' completed WWF style finishing move.
I suggest either the mandable claw or People's elbow.
Humiliate the guy totally.
Ok...now back to writing more poems to my hot 27 year old married english teacher. . . . .
Alright!
Now this is a discusion I can really get into!
Oh yeah kiddies, violence is bad...
Anyways start off with a swift kick in the balls.
Then, I suggest a few choice blows to the head, face, eyes etc.
Don't be afraid to fight dirty.
Throw in a few Tae Kwon Do style kicks and maybe even a knee to the gut or two.
You'll know you have won the fight when you can throw in a good ol' completed WWF style finishing move.
I suggest either the mandable claw or People's elbow.
Humiliate the guy totally.
Ok...now back to writing more poems to my hot 27 year old married english teacher. . . . .
Re: Help
In Reply to: Help posted by Brent on January 19, 2000 at 20:05:30:
I say just wait till he runs over your little sister and brother with his bike, then you can get in your go cart, and chase him down the road untill he runs head first into a truck!
I say just wait till he runs over your little sister and brother with his bike, then you can get in your go cart, and chase him down the road untill he runs head first into a truck!
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Big Bopper
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Re: Help
In Reply to: Re: Help posted by Spiceboy Berserker on January 19, 2000 at 21:22:15:
: Alright!
: Now this is a discusion I can really get into!
: Oh yeah kiddies, violence is bad...
: Anyways start off with a swift kick in the balls.
: Then, I suggest a few choice blows to the head, face, eyes etc.
: Don't be afraid to fight dirty.
: Throw in a few Tae Kwon Do style kicks and maybe even a knee to the gut or two.
: You'll know you have won the fight when you can throw in a good ol' completed WWF style finishing move.
: I suggest either the mandable claw or People's elbow.
: Humiliate the guy totally.
: Ok...now back to writing more poems to my hot 27 year old married english teacher. . . . .
Tell us more about the English teacher?
: Alright!
: Now this is a discusion I can really get into!
: Oh yeah kiddies, violence is bad...
: Anyways start off with a swift kick in the balls.
: Then, I suggest a few choice blows to the head, face, eyes etc.
: Don't be afraid to fight dirty.
: Throw in a few Tae Kwon Do style kicks and maybe even a knee to the gut or two.
: You'll know you have won the fight when you can throw in a good ol' completed WWF style finishing move.
: I suggest either the mandable claw or People's elbow.
: Humiliate the guy totally.
: Ok...now back to writing more poems to my hot 27 year old married english teacher. . . . .
Tell us more about the English teacher?
final solution
In Reply to: Help posted by Brent on January 19, 2000 at 20:05:30:
Why don't you get a black trench coat, an UZI and a backpack full of 9mm and pop 'em all?
Why don't you get a black trench coat, an UZI and a backpack full of 9mm and pop 'em all?
Re: Help
In Reply to: Help posted by Brent on January 19, 2000 at 20:05:30:
if you have some spare time look up Linear Infighting Neural Engagement fighting on a search engine, its the hand to hand combat the marines and rangers use. i have a book on it, and let me say i've never had to use it because people know that i would use it.its mostly about blocking punches and then breaking people's arms and kicking them in the nuts. just dont use a broken 9 iron. my friend did that and got 6 days in juvi.
if you have some spare time look up Linear Infighting Neural Engagement fighting on a search engine, its the hand to hand combat the marines and rangers use. i have a book on it, and let me say i've never had to use it because people know that i would use it.its mostly about blocking punches and then breaking people's arms and kicking them in the nuts. just dont use a broken 9 iron. my friend did that and got 6 days in juvi.
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Spiceboy Berserker
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Re: Help
In Reply to: Re: Help posted by Big Bopper on January 20, 2000 at 03:55:31:
Well.
See it goes like this.
First day of class.
She comes in and tells us all her name and then tells us not to get too used to calling her it because she is about to get married.
Ugh! I felt like I was shot through the heart, I swear.
Way to start off the school year right?
Well anyways, she about 5'6" or 7" I suppose.
She can't weigh much more than like 105 lbs. cause she's a little taller and skinnier than me and I weigh 125.
She has shoulder length brown hair that's died blonde.
Hehe this feels so weird...
All in all she is a major babe, and damn near perfect.
She is smart, has a great sense of humor, is really friendly and completely beautiful.
Oh yeah and still married and ten years older than me.
Looks like I'm screwed...
Today I had two finals and a root canal.
Tomorrow I have two more finals and the last day of her class...
This has been a pretty bad week for me.
Well.
See it goes like this.
First day of class.
She comes in and tells us all her name and then tells us not to get too used to calling her it because she is about to get married.
Ugh! I felt like I was shot through the heart, I swear.
Way to start off the school year right?
Well anyways, she about 5'6" or 7" I suppose.
She can't weigh much more than like 105 lbs. cause she's a little taller and skinnier than me and I weigh 125.
She has shoulder length brown hair that's died blonde.
Hehe this feels so weird...
All in all she is a major babe, and damn near perfect.
She is smart, has a great sense of humor, is really friendly and completely beautiful.
Oh yeah and still married and ten years older than me.
Looks like I'm screwed...
Today I had two finals and a root canal.
Tomorrow I have two more finals and the last day of her class...
This has been a pretty bad week for me.