An Old Man is sitting in a bus. As he sits down, he sees a teen with a mowhawk of various colors..red...blue...green...ect. and feathered earrings. The man is staring at him and the kid notices.
"Hey old man. Didn't you ever do anything to express yourself. To Be punk?"
"No, but one time i f---ed a parrot and i thought you were my kid."
Bad Joke...Again
Re: Bad Joke...Again
In Reply to: Bad Joke...Again posted by Brent on January 10, 2000 at 17:42:32:
A father was with his daughter in a barber shop getting a hair cut. While the father got his hair cut the daughter was enjoying a lolly pop. Then the girl dropped the lolly pop in a big pile of hair. The barber bent over and said, "Oh, do you have hair on your candy?" The little girl looked at him and said, "Are you stupid? I'm only six."
A student was practicing to become a doctor and one day he stormed into the teacher's office. "What's wrong?" asked the teacher. The student replied, "Come quick, there's a giant shrimp sticking out of this dead woman's pussy." The teacher didn't know what to think about this so they both went to see the body. "See," the student says,"there it is, a giant shrimp." The teacher shook his head and said, "That's no shrimp, that's her clit." The student looked confused and said, "Her clit? Well it sure tasted like a shrimp."
Q: What is grosser than gross?
A: When grandma does a split and gives the floor a hickey.(Yuk!)
Most common pick up line in a gay bar: Hi there, can I push in your stool.
A father was with his daughter in a barber shop getting a hair cut. While the father got his hair cut the daughter was enjoying a lolly pop. Then the girl dropped the lolly pop in a big pile of hair. The barber bent over and said, "Oh, do you have hair on your candy?" The little girl looked at him and said, "Are you stupid? I'm only six."
A student was practicing to become a doctor and one day he stormed into the teacher's office. "What's wrong?" asked the teacher. The student replied, "Come quick, there's a giant shrimp sticking out of this dead woman's pussy." The teacher didn't know what to think about this so they both went to see the body. "See," the student says,"there it is, a giant shrimp." The teacher shook his head and said, "That's no shrimp, that's her clit." The student looked confused and said, "Her clit? Well it sure tasted like a shrimp."
Q: What is grosser than gross?
A: When grandma does a split and gives the floor a hickey.(Yuk!)
Most common pick up line in a gay bar: Hi there, can I push in your stool.
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Realy Bad Joke::::SICK!!!
In Reply to: Re: Bad Joke...Again posted by some guy on January 10, 2000 at 20:29:59:
: A father was with his daughter in a barber shop getting a hair cut. While the father got his hair cut the daughter was enjoying a lolly pop. Then the girl dropped the lolly pop in a big pile of hair. The barber bent over and said, "Oh, do you have hair on your candy?" The little girl looked at him and said, "Are you stupid? I'm only six."
: A student was practicing to become a doctor and one day he stormed into the teacher's office. "What's wrong?" asked the teacher. The student replied, "Come quick, there's a giant shrimp sticking out of this dead woman's pussy." The teacher didn't know what to think about this so they both went to see the body. "See," the student says,"there it is, a giant shrimp." The teacher shook his head and said, "That's no shrimp, that's her clit." The student looked confused and said, "Her clit? Well it sure tasted like a shrimp."
: Q: What is grosser than gross?
: A: When grandma does a split and gives the floor a hickey.(Yuk!)
: Most common pick up line in a gay bar: Hi there, can I push in your stool.
What is the worst thing about eating Bald Pussy?
Puting the Diaper back on after you are done!
: A father was with his daughter in a barber shop getting a hair cut. While the father got his hair cut the daughter was enjoying a lolly pop. Then the girl dropped the lolly pop in a big pile of hair. The barber bent over and said, "Oh, do you have hair on your candy?" The little girl looked at him and said, "Are you stupid? I'm only six."
: A student was practicing to become a doctor and one day he stormed into the teacher's office. "What's wrong?" asked the teacher. The student replied, "Come quick, there's a giant shrimp sticking out of this dead woman's pussy." The teacher didn't know what to think about this so they both went to see the body. "See," the student says,"there it is, a giant shrimp." The teacher shook his head and said, "That's no shrimp, that's her clit." The student looked confused and said, "Her clit? Well it sure tasted like a shrimp."
: Q: What is grosser than gross?
: A: When grandma does a split and gives the floor a hickey.(Yuk!)
: Most common pick up line in a gay bar: Hi there, can I push in your stool.
What is the worst thing about eating Bald Pussy?
Puting the Diaper back on after you are done!
Re: Bad Joke...Again
In Reply to: Bad Joke...Again posted by Brent on January 10, 2000 at 17:42:32:
: An Old Man is sitting in a bus. As he sits down, he sees a teen with a mowhawk of various colors..red...blue...green...ect. and feathered earrings. The man is staring at him and the kid notices.
: "Hey old man. Didn't you ever do anything to express yourself. To Be punk?"
: "No, but one time i f---ed a parrot and i thought you were my kid."
a pedophile is walking through the woods with a little girl at night, and she says" i'm afraid of the dark", and the pedophile says" you think you're scared?, i gotta walk outta here alone"
a little girl says "daddy, i want a new doll baby" and daddy says " suck my d**k for it", she says" but daddy!" he says" want the doll or not?" so she starts suckin' and says" yuk! this tastes like shit!" and daddy says "well, your brother wanted a bike"
: An Old Man is sitting in a bus. As he sits down, he sees a teen with a mowhawk of various colors..red...blue...green...ect. and feathered earrings. The man is staring at him and the kid notices.
: "Hey old man. Didn't you ever do anything to express yourself. To Be punk?"
: "No, but one time i f---ed a parrot and i thought you were my kid."
a pedophile is walking through the woods with a little girl at night, and she says" i'm afraid of the dark", and the pedophile says" you think you're scared?, i gotta walk outta here alone"
a little girl says "daddy, i want a new doll baby" and daddy says " suck my d**k for it", she says" but daddy!" he says" want the doll or not?" so she starts suckin' and says" yuk! this tastes like shit!" and daddy says "well, your brother wanted a bike"
Re: Realy Bad Joke::::SICK!!!
In Reply to: Realy Bad Joke::::SICK!!! posted by Realy bad joke guy on January 10, 2000 at 20:59:59:
Yeah, those were bad all right, the last one was the worst.
: : A father was with his daughter in a barber shop getting a hair cut. While the father got his hair cut the daughter was enjoying a lolly pop. Then the girl dropped the lolly pop in a big pile of hair. The barber bent over and said, "Oh, do you have hair on your candy?" The little girl looked at him and said, "Are you stupid? I'm only six."
: : A student was practicing to become a doctor and one day he stormed into the teacher's office. "What's wrong?" asked the teacher. The student replied, "Come quick, there's a giant shrimp sticking out of this dead woman's pussy." The teacher didn't know what to think about this so they both went to see the body. "See," the student says,"there it is, a giant shrimp." The teacher shook his head and said, "That's no shrimp, that's her clit." The student looked confused and said, "Her clit? Well it sure tasted like a shrimp."
: : Q: What is grosser than gross?
: : A: When grandma does a split and gives the floor a hickey.(Yuk!)
: : Most common pick up line in a gay bar: Hi there, can I push in your stool.
: What is the worst thing about eating Bald Pussy?
: Puting the Diaper back on after you are done!
Yeah, those were bad all right, the last one was the worst.
: : A father was with his daughter in a barber shop getting a hair cut. While the father got his hair cut the daughter was enjoying a lolly pop. Then the girl dropped the lolly pop in a big pile of hair. The barber bent over and said, "Oh, do you have hair on your candy?" The little girl looked at him and said, "Are you stupid? I'm only six."
: : A student was practicing to become a doctor and one day he stormed into the teacher's office. "What's wrong?" asked the teacher. The student replied, "Come quick, there's a giant shrimp sticking out of this dead woman's pussy." The teacher didn't know what to think about this so they both went to see the body. "See," the student says,"there it is, a giant shrimp." The teacher shook his head and said, "That's no shrimp, that's her clit." The student looked confused and said, "Her clit? Well it sure tasted like a shrimp."
: : Q: What is grosser than gross?
: : A: When grandma does a split and gives the floor a hickey.(Yuk!)
: : Most common pick up line in a gay bar: Hi there, can I push in your stool.
: What is the worst thing about eating Bald Pussy?
: Puting the Diaper back on after you are done!
Re: Bad Joke...Again
In Reply to: Re: Bad Joke...Again posted by rocket on January 10, 2000 at 21:35:15:
: : An Old Man is sitting in a bus. As he sits down, he sees a teen with a mowhawk of various colors..red...blue...green...ect. and feathered earrings. The man is staring at him and the kid notices.
: : "Hey old man. Didn't you ever do anything to express yourself. To Be punk?"
: : "No, but one time i f---ed a parrot and i thought you were my kid."
: a pedophile is walking through the woods with a little girl at night, and she says" i'm afraid of the dark", and the pedophile says" you think you're scared?, i gotta walk outta here alone"
: a little girl says "daddy, i want a new doll baby" and daddy says " suck my d**k for it", she says" but daddy!" he says" want the doll or not?" so she starts suckin' and says" yuk! this tastes like shit!" and daddy says "well, your brother wanted a bike!
You guys are wrong! (sick)
: : An Old Man is sitting in a bus. As he sits down, he sees a teen with a mowhawk of various colors..red...blue...green...ect. and feathered earrings. The man is staring at him and the kid notices.
: : "Hey old man. Didn't you ever do anything to express yourself. To Be punk?"
: : "No, but one time i f---ed a parrot and i thought you were my kid."
: a pedophile is walking through the woods with a little girl at night, and she says" i'm afraid of the dark", and the pedophile says" you think you're scared?, i gotta walk outta here alone"
: a little girl says "daddy, i want a new doll baby" and daddy says " suck my d**k for it", she says" but daddy!" he says" want the doll or not?" so she starts suckin' and says" yuk! this tastes like shit!" and daddy says "well, your brother wanted a bike!
You guys are wrong! (sick)
Dude!
In Reply to: Re: Realy Bad Joke::::SICK!!! posted by Gargonel on January 10, 2000 at 21:54:10:
: Yeah, those were bad all right, the last one was the worst.
: : : A father was with his daughter in a barber shop getting a hair cut. While the father got his hair cut the daughter was enjoying a lolly pop. Then the girl dropped the lolly pop in a big pile of hair. The barber bent over and said, "Oh, do you have hair on your candy?" The little girl looked at him and said, "Are you stupid? I'm only six."
: : : A student was practicing to become a doctor and one day he stormed into the teacher's office. "What's wrong?" asked the teacher. The student replied, "Come quick, there's a giant shrimp sticking out of this dead woman's pussy." The teacher didn't know what to think about this so they both went to see the body. "See," the student says,"there it is, a giant shrimp." The teacher shook his head and said, "That's no shrimp, that's her clit." The student looked confused and said, "Her clit? Well it sure tasted like a shrimp."
: : : Q: What is grosser than gross?
: : : A: When grandma does a split and gives the floor a hickey.(Yuk!)
: : : Most common pick up line in a gay bar: Hi there, can I push in your stool.
: : What is the worst thing about eating Bald Pussy?
: : Puting the Diaper back on after you are done!
Get the rope!
: Yeah, those were bad all right, the last one was the worst.
: : : A father was with his daughter in a barber shop getting a hair cut. While the father got his hair cut the daughter was enjoying a lolly pop. Then the girl dropped the lolly pop in a big pile of hair. The barber bent over and said, "Oh, do you have hair on your candy?" The little girl looked at him and said, "Are you stupid? I'm only six."
: : : A student was practicing to become a doctor and one day he stormed into the teacher's office. "What's wrong?" asked the teacher. The student replied, "Come quick, there's a giant shrimp sticking out of this dead woman's pussy." The teacher didn't know what to think about this so they both went to see the body. "See," the student says,"there it is, a giant shrimp." The teacher shook his head and said, "That's no shrimp, that's her clit." The student looked confused and said, "Her clit? Well it sure tasted like a shrimp."
: : : Q: What is grosser than gross?
: : : A: When grandma does a split and gives the floor a hickey.(Yuk!)
: : : Most common pick up line in a gay bar: Hi there, can I push in your stool.
: : What is the worst thing about eating Bald Pussy?
: : Puting the Diaper back on after you are done!
Get the rope!
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Re: Bad Joke...Again
In Reply to: Bad Joke...Again posted by Brent on January 10, 2000 at 17:42:32:
A horse walks into a bar.
The barman says "Why the long face?"
A horse walks into a bar.
The barman says "Why the long face?"